Pop, not Soda

You know, I like living in Florida. I really do. But there are a lot of things I miss about Michigan. I miss Meijer, and America’s Thanksgiving Parade. I miss the cold weather that makes for a good Christmas shopping atmosphere. I miss people not making fun of my accent.

But lately, I’ve been missing Vernors (ever since I saw it make a cameo on Parks and Recreation) … until today. I found it! I found it at Publix!

Now if only I could get a six pack of Blue Light…

How Crayons are Made

I remember this video SO well! Oh, Sesame Street…

Don't Stop Your Screaming

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Let’s pretend like I can’t identify with this video at all.

“Fists are pumping…”

Ships & Dip

This is what I’m looking at. 10 feet away, there’s a John Mayer-ish guy playing an acoustic Layla cover.

Welcome to vacation.

A Phone Conversation with my Mother

Me: I'm nervous about taking the GRE tomorrow...
Mom: Well I had damn cancer.
Me: Touché.

Oh, War.

“Oh war, it’s just God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”

Jon Stewart

An Email from Dad

Jessica,

I know I’m old, but something ain’t right with the world when so many people are singing “Bitches Ain’t Shit”.
Love, Dad

And that’s why my dad is my favorite person on the planet.

Thing That Makes Me Feel Like an Adult #47

Buying gifts for my friends off of their wedding registry, instead of from Bottle & Barrel.

Bruuuuuuuuce

In case anyone missed it.

I am so completely in love with these Pure Michigan ads… and this is one of my favorites. These ads may or may not make me tear up a little bit when I see them on TV… but then again so do those Jared-Subway commercials. He’s so brave.